The Seating Marshal — Woodcut Turkey Poster for Thanksgiving Hosts and Table Planners

Some birds get carved. This one approves the seating.

The Seating Marshal is an original woodcut-style poster featuring a self-important turkey behind a plate beside a RESERVED place card. Large, bold lettering delivers its ruling: TURKEY APPROVES THE SEATING.

It's a visual joke for anyone who has ever spent three days rearranging a seating chart to keep dinner conversations peaceful. Hang it in the dining room, kitchen, or wherever the place cards get made.

Details:
• Original linocut-inspired turkey illustration in dark brown, muted red, and cream
• The phrase TURKEY APPROVES THE SEATING is part of the artwork
• Physical poster, printed on demand by our production partner
• Frame not included

A playful Thanksgiving gift for hosts, table planners, and paper-crafters who treat November like a logistics operation.

Designed with AI assistance and finished by our studio. Each poster is made to order by our production partner.