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Turkey Requires a Seating Chart — Woodcut Thanksgiving Poster for Holiday Hosts

$24.99 USD

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A poster for the host who has a spreadsheet for the gravy and a plan for every chair. This woodcut-style print stars one very dignified turkey whose grand tail feathers double as a numbered seating chart — Thanksgiving planning, turned into a visual joke. Large lettering reads “TURKEY REQUIRES A SEATING CHART,” with seven numbered tail feathers completing the joke.

With warm cream, dark brown, and rust tones, it fits right into farmhouse kitchens, dining rooms, and anywhere a list-maker holds court in November. It also makes a thoughtful pick for the friend who volunteers to host every single year.

Details:
• Physical poster print
• Printed on demand by our production partner and shipped directly to you
• Frame not included
• Original artwork, designed with AI assistance and finished by our studio

Hang it by the dining table and let the turkey do the organizing for once.

This item is made to order by our production partner.