Turkey Has Assigned Seating — Woodcut-Style Thanksgiving Sweatshirt for Table Planners
$44.99 USD
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For the host who finalizes the seating chart before the dinner menu. “Turkey Has Assigned Seating” turns a proud turkey into a Thanksgiving place-card holder—a specific little joke for adults who take table planning seriously.
The original woodcut/linocut-inspired design pairs a recognizable turkey place-card subject with bold lettering in a two-ink composition. Clear shapes keep the hosting joke readable without a crowd of seasonal decorations. It’s a nod to paper crafters, meticulous planners, and anyone who considers handwritten place cards part of the main event.
Wear it while crafting table details, arranging the seats, or hosting Thanksgiving dinner. This listing is for a physical printed sweatshirt, not a paper place-card holder or digital craft file.
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PRODUCTION
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