I Assign the Pumpkins — Woodcut-style Thanksgiving place card T-shirt for planners

You made the place cards. Of course you have a seating plan.

“I Assign The Pumpkins” puts a very specific Thanksgiving hosting joke front and center: one unmistakable pumpkin-shaped place card with oversized lettering integrated into the design. Woodcut/linocut-inspired artwork gives the single-subject composition its character, without a busy seasonal collage or another turkey punchline.

Made for adult crafters and meticulous planners, this T-shirt suits the person who considers assigning seats part of the creative process. Wear it while making place cards, setting the table, or welcoming everyone to their carefully chosen spot.

What you're ordering: a physical, printed-on-demand T-shirt—not a digital download or a set of place cards. Each shirt is produced after ordering and ships from our production partner.

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This item is made to order by our production partner.